very slowly: "The information we give to your credit card company so they can pay us is . . . hearsay?"

deadpan: "No, children are hard to ship."

Sometimes, the way a feed cuts the teaser is just hilarious

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from vtwopointoh
http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html

queenpeil: I'm glad at least Son1 has some sense of propriety.

I'm not sure thegrungediva will ever breathe again....

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Playing MindTrap...
thegrungediva: Can you go back a couple sentences?
Son3: [makes squeaky rewind noise]

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....while also cringing in horror

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jPYWTkP9NDM

Today I asked Son3 if he was my favorite baby (he protests being called baby now). He said (of course), “No, but I can be your favorite son.”

“I can’t have a favorite son. It’s in the Mommy Code,” I replied.

“The Mommy Code?”

“Yep.”

“Why not?” he asked.

I said, “Because if I make one son my favorite, my other sons will feel bad.”

Son3 thought for a moment before offering, “I can be your favorite 10 year-old son.”

jic: Sure, what game do you wanna play?
Son1: (thoughtfully) Well, not poker, because that's too boring for two people. Not Go Fish, because you have to keep on guessing, and because of cheating. What you need is a lie detector.

You know a documentary has a bias when the narrater introduces a representative from the viewpoint being investigated and comments, "Funny, he doesn't look crackers."

a) Well, what I wanted to do was flip it over onto its back. Instead, I just RIPPED OUT ITS SPINE. (me)
b) How long should I wait before going to the doctor about the snot oozing out of my ear? (vampireborg)
c) Food disclosure: There's no flour in this, but it was made in a toaster oven that sits next to a flour sifter, but it was washed! (rathanylakan)
d) It's like Mortal Kombat! "Finish him!" (lazulisong)
e) wincest, wingcest, weechesters, weecest, rainbow, unicorn, foreskin....
f) That's not snot, that's an infection (rathanylakan)
g) Now that we're done making you cook and stuff, you should go to the urgent care. Shall we all go? Does the urgent care have WiFi? That's the important thing. (me)
h) Oh, I forgot about the WiFi on my post! Quick, edit! (velithya)
i) Quote that, too! (lazulisong)
j) And don't forget about the D&D (lazulisong)
k) Am I the only one that didn't bring something else to do during dinner? (rathanylakan)
l) Semagic is right over there (vampireborg)

So, I'm clipping "All Hell Breaks Loose (Part 2)" in hopes of making something that's fit for public consumption, and every time I see Sam's mouth say "What happened?" I hear all of the SPN equivalent of Clan Denial shout:

"You fell on a pie, man!"

jic: Hi! I'm calling to give you money.
Dentist: Um, sorry. We can't take your money right now. Can you call back Monday?

*giggles* How does it make sense to not have more people capable of taking payments in the office?

butterfly: Yay! No die! (with wack accent)
jic: Okay, that accent was really creepy. I mean really, really creepy.
butterfly: Really? Creepy?
jic: Yeah. Although, it might be so creepy because the last time I heard that accent was out of Daisy.
butterfly: Daisy?
jic: Yeah, Daisy, only not a Companion. From a long time ago.
butterfly: OH! You mean "what's her name!"
*much giggling*
jic: Yeah. Only her name was actually Daisy.
butterfly: You should have just said "that tramp.*"

(* "That tramp" being who queenpeil thought butterfly was for an astonishingly long time. Getting that straightened out was fun, I tell you what.)

It was hotter than blood yesterday.

I nearly got a spit-take for that statement when I was in KFC ;)

"I"m not going to watch porn with the dog!"

So, grim23, posted a really good 10-ish minute"trailer" for300, but I've apparently lost my ability to translate from WARRIOR to Jiccish, because it mostly made me think of this:



WAT (with-a-toddler) gave me the link. Of the two of us, I thought I was the bad influence!

Oh, wait. I am. She didn't have anything to do with my buying a modern interpretation of war in middle management in an airport and chortling all the way to Chicago last year.

And on a Supernatural note, "Dean! Just kiss Sam already!"

Rodney should introduce John as his "pet stoichiometrist"