butterfly twisted my arm, and then gave me three characters, one to marry, one to shag, and one to "cliff." I get to pick which one's which. The candidates are the Female Leaders of Stargate: Atlantis, Teyla, Elizabeth, and Sam.

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I'm too lame to do my own meme.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

dawlmesh said:
A flaming sword to catch them on fire while I'm cutting them up.
For motivation of the slice and dice: the ice cream truck song.
Famous person? Abe Lincoln. Hey! It's a fantasy! Either Abe Lincoln or Chewbacca.

jic can divide by zero. (it's how I prove the existence of the Trinity mathematically.)
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a jic glare will liquefy your kidneys. (this is why my children know when to just do what they're told.)
jic grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage. (and that would be why vampireborg gave me a French Press -- boiling water with my rage was less useful with the drip coffeemaker.)
When jic enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off. (strangely, either action uses the same switch.)
jic starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation InstantBreakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnakevenom. She injects it directly into her neck with a syringe. (and I tell you, that syringe is HUGE.)
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, jic heads outside and brands her cattle. (fortuitously, I no longer have sex OR cattle.)
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures jic allows to live. (everyone on my flist is on that list. So are your pets.)
jic doesn't wear a watch. She decides what time it is. (right now, it's time for bed.)

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List ten things that have recently made you happy, then tag ten people to do the same.

1) Sam, Dean
2) Sam & Dean
3) Singing Blest Be the Lord
4) cake batter ice cream
5) a clean kitchen floor and tables, courtesy of wisen_heimer
6) more time with my kids
7) Season 3 Prison Break being on WAY LESS CRACK than Season 2
8) Chase not only walking by but looking into House's office
9) time to help and hang with folks like Mia, vampireborg, rathanylakan, kargashina, Gordy, dine, wisen_heimer, and (of course) butterfly
10) Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds

Tag: wisen_heimer, blacksquirrel, chrismm, grim23, kargashina, lazulisong, morgandawn, queenpeil, rathanylakan, and thegrungediva