What's been accomplished, with much thanks to thegrungediva and vampireborg:

3/4 of books in garage packed
Community food in garage packed
Butterfly's books packed
Seldom-used food in kitchen packed
All hanging clothes packed

To come:

Boxing Party: Tuesday, June 17
Cleaning thegrungediva's house (or at least basement and LR): Wednesday, June 18

Boxing Party: Tuesday, June 24 (also, oldfrodo's birthday)
Trash Party: Wednesday, June 25

Gigantic moving day: Tuesday, July 1, 11:00 am- Wednesday, July 2, 11:00 am

Reconnect the internets: Wednesday, July 2, 12-2

If any of y'all have medium-large boxes that you're willing to give or lend, please let me know.

In the month of March 18 - April 18, my top calls were:

Butterfly
My Parents' Landline(i.e., Dad)
Borg
Mom's cell
TheGrungeDiva
Home (i.e., my kids)
Wisen_heimer
Son1

(Everyone else was less than an hour each, altogether 412 minutes. I spent 972 minutes on those listed above.)

... and with the new calling plan, all except Mom's cell are now free.

Mom, I'll be calling your house more often. Have me call you back if you use your cell to reach me.