I'm too lame to do my own meme.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

dawlmesh said:
A flaming sword to catch them on fire while I'm cutting them up.
For motivation of the slice and dice: the ice cream truck song.
Famous person? Abe Lincoln. Hey! It's a fantasy! Either Abe Lincoln or Chewbacca.