Clean Plate Club - wherein Rodney makes pretty food and John takes pictures
Yin-Again's SGA Index - having links to other fic in that universe, and other good SGA fic by the same author.

Index including Atlantis Restaurant AU - wherein the Rodney is a chef and John is a bartender

The Blade - wherein John is a bodyguard/bedwarmer given to Rodney, a Senator lobbying to end slavery
The hard to find coda

a) Well, what I wanted to do was flip it over onto its back. Instead, I just RIPPED OUT ITS SPINE. (me)
b) How long should I wait before going to the doctor about the snot oozing out of my ear? (vampireborg)
c) Food disclosure: There's no flour in this, but it was made in a toaster oven that sits next to a flour sifter, but it was washed! (rathanylakan)
d) It's like Mortal Kombat! "Finish him!" (lazulisong)
e) wincest, wingcest, weechesters, weecest, rainbow, unicorn, foreskin....
f) That's not snot, that's an infection (rathanylakan)
g) Now that we're done making you cook and stuff, you should go to the urgent care. Shall we all go? Does the urgent care have WiFi? That's the important thing. (me)
h) Oh, I forgot about the WiFi on my post! Quick, edit! (velithya)
i) Quote that, too! (lazulisong)
j) And don't forget about the D&D (lazulisong)
k) Am I the only one that didn't bring something else to do during dinner? (rathanylakan)
l) Semagic is right over there (vampireborg)