Entries tagged with humor: you had to be there

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She originally meant the orchestra

"Romantic love is when something swells"

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Adventures with nail polish

Son1: I'm just going to let these dry....

His father's reaction should be entertaining, at least.

Current Mood: giggly

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You had to be there

Explosions are still nice when they're small.

Because, you know. Cat.

Should I wear a shirt today?
I think that's between you and your see-through bra.

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"Because it changed while I was gone, you know."

In spite of the two "methadone" check-ins to get me over the DTs, I am now at Skip=175 with probably over 50 open windows - I'm now at 34, but I've closed a bunch along the way.

Gah.

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Since it intrigued me (I'm intrigued by things I usually take for granted this early in the morning), I asked butterfly to look up "collywobbles"

1) severe gastroenteritis of unknown etilogy: characterized by severe colic and vomiting and diarrhea.
2) [Brit] queasiness or general discomfort caused by nervousness.

Cheery sort of word, eh? We need them to add "Pleasant wibbling" to the def. in order to reflect slasher usage.

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Transcribing is fun

He said: Lots of people are living without purpose, too. They just kind of wander around purposeless.

The first three times, I heard: Lots of people are living without purpose, too. They just kind of wander around and look at things.

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You know why the Goa'uld are so melodramatic?
They learned English from watching after-school cartoons.

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My fron hurts.

Party at my house tonight!!! I hope by then je n'ai pas mal a la tete.