Can't breath. Laughing too hard.

[jic]

GM:  OK, the bugbear attacks you.  What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN:  OK, seriously.  Why does he have so many henchmen?  I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

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