On the nightshift

  • Jan. 26th, 2010 at 6:33 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
very slowly: "The information we give to your credit card company so they can pay us is . . . hearsay?"

deadpan: "No, children are hard to ship."

Brain Lifestyle?

  • May. 29th, 2009 at 2:02 PM
jic: Captain Jack Sparrow, looking cheeky; caption "pirate!" (cheeky)
Sometimes, the way a feed cuts the teaser is just hilarious

The Brain Lifestyle Quiz is designed to help you learn more about your own brain health! The quiz uses research-based information to propose a healthy brain lifestyle relevant to your life. We recommend you repeat this survey every three months to see your progress.

Your brain health profile is comprised of five major areas:

1. Nutrition
2. Mental Stimulation
3. Spirituality

My language is too foul for my mother

  • Nov. 27th, 2008 at 6:52 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] queenpeil: I'm glad at least Son1 has some sense of propriety.

I'm not sure [livejournal.com profile] thegrungediva will ever breathe again....

---

Playing MindTrap...
[livejournal.com profile] thegrungediva: Can you go back a couple sentences?
Son3: [makes squeaky rewind noise]

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favorites

  • Dec. 20th, 2007 at 7:46 PM
jic: early JC Chasez (caesar cut) smiling. caption: My fandom likes 'em young (puppies!)
Today I asked Son3 if he was my favorite baby (he protests being called baby now). He said (of course), “No, but I can be your favorite son.”

“I can’t have a favorite son. It’s in the Mommy Code,” I replied.

“The Mommy Code?”

“Yep.”

“Why not?” he asked.

I said, “Because if I make one son my favorite, my other sons will feel bad.”

Son3 thought for a moment before offering, “I can be your favorite 10 year-old son.”

Cards

  • Dec. 3rd, 2007 at 7:33 AM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
jic: Sure, what game do you wanna play?
Son1: (thoughtfully) Well, not poker, because that's too boring for two people. Not Go Fish, because you have to keep on guessing, and because of cheating. What you need is a lie detector.

Discovery daytime

  • Nov. 28th, 2007 at 1:31 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
You know a documentary has a bias when the narrater introduces a representative from the viewpoint being investigated and comments, "Funny, he doesn't look crackers."
jic: McKay: Science is your friend. Sheppard: Math is your friend . . . with benefits (Science & math)
a) Well, what I wanted to do was flip it over onto its back. Instead, I just RIPPED OUT ITS SPINE. (me)
b) How long should I wait before going to the doctor about the snot oozing out of my ear? ([livejournal.com profile] vampireborg)
c) Food disclosure: There's no flour in this, but it was made in a toaster oven that sits next to a flour sifter, but it was washed! ([livejournal.com profile] rathanylakan)
d) It's like Mortal Kombat! "Finish him!" ([livejournal.com profile] lazulisong)
e) wincest, wingcest, weechesters, weecest, rainbow, unicorn, foreskin....
f) That's not snot, that's an infection ([livejournal.com profile] rathanylakan)
g) Now that we're done making you cook and stuff, you should go to the urgent care. Shall we all go? Does the urgent care have WiFi? That's the important thing. (me)
h) Oh, I forgot about the WiFi on my post! Quick, edit! ([livejournal.com profile] velithya)
i) Quote that, too! ([livejournal.com profile] lazulisong)
j) And don't forget about the D&D ([livejournal.com profile] lazulisong)
k) Am I the only one that didn't bring something else to do during dinner? ([livejournal.com profile] rathanylakan)
l) Semagic is right over there ([livejournal.com profile] vampireborg)

Denial is fun

  • Aug. 20th, 2007 at 6:38 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
So, I'm clipping "All Hell Breaks Loose (Part 2)" in hopes of making something that's fit for public consumption, and every time I see Sam's mouth say "What happened?" I hear all of the SPN equivalent of Clan Denial shout:

"You fell on a pie, man!"
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] jic: Hi! I'm calling to give you money.
Dentist: Um, sorry. We can't take your money right now. Can you call back Monday?

*giggles* How does it make sense to not have more people capable of taking payments in the office?

You REALLY had to be there

  • Aug. 2nd, 2007 at 11:16 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] butterfly: Yay! No die! (with wack accent)
[livejournal.com profile] jic: Okay, that accent was really creepy. I mean really, really creepy.
[livejournal.com profile] butterfly: Really? Creepy?
[livejournal.com profile] jic: Yeah. Although, it might be so creepy because the last time I heard that accent was out of Daisy.
[livejournal.com profile] butterfly: Daisy?
[livejournal.com profile] jic: Yeah, Daisy, only not a Companion. From a long time ago.
[livejournal.com profile] butterfly: OH! You mean "what's her name!"
*much giggling*
[livejournal.com profile] jic: Yeah. Only her name was actually Daisy.
[livejournal.com profile] butterfly: You should have just said "that tramp.*"

(* "That tramp" being who [livejournal.com profile] queenpeil thought [livejournal.com profile] butterfly was for an astonishingly long time. Getting that straightened out was fun, I tell you what.)

Not nearly so bad today.

  • Jul. 11th, 2007 at 5:01 PM
jic: McKay: Science is your friend. Sheppard: Math is your friend . . . with benefits (Science & math)
It was hotter than blood yesterday.

I nearly got a spit-take for that statement when I was in KFC ;)

I can only speak so many languages

  • Jun. 22nd, 2007 at 6:08 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
So, [livejournal.com profile] grim23, posted a really good 10-ish minute"trailer" for300, but I've apparently lost my ability to translate from WARRIOR to Jiccish, because it mostly made me think of this:



WAT (with-a-toddler) gave me the link. Of the two of us, I thought I was the bad influence!

Oh, wait. I am. She didn't have anything to do with my buying a modern interpretation of war in middle management in an airport and chortling all the way to Chicago last year.

And on a Supernatural note, "Dean! Just kiss Sam already!"

"But, it didn't balance!"

  • Jun. 5th, 2007 at 6:57 PM
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
Rodney should introduce John as his "pet stoichiometrist"

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